Silly Cow

Yes, I guess I am too bloody nice, but as my brother once said: "You can't keep a cow in the kitchen, just 'cause she's nice!" And cows are nice animals, aren't they? Placidly grassing in the field, not asking for much. They do get cranky though, if not milked regularly, but apart from that they're not that demanding.

So instead of being the cow, maybe I should try to be the cow-girl instead? Swinging the lasso? He, he. Not my style I think, I simply don't know how to do that. No, I'm afraid I'll just keep on grassing, patiently waiting for someone to pay attention to my needs. While looking through the window, longing to be that cow-girl swinging her pans in the kitchen. Stupid Cow... Stupid, stupid, stupid.